Weekly Summary: In-Between

I haven't updated the weekly blog/mail for a long time, and what better time is it than doing it just before we fly back to the US? The last 10 days were busy times indeed. We met so many people, and I would like to thank each and every one who found the time to meet us, no matter how or when or for how long. It was great to see you all and I'm already looking forward to seeing you again.

We were frequently asked how did we find it here in Israel, or how did we find Cincinnati so far. I have to say that, for me, the jury are still deliberating. There are many things that we don't like in Cincinnati, and we have mentioned a few of them in passing to some people we met here. There are also things that become apparent when you come back to Israel after a while abroad. For example, I am still shocked at how bad people drive in Israel, how dangerously reckless they are and how frequent they use the horn. In three months in Ohio I heard only two honks (not including the fact that the horn honks whenever we lock the car), and one of them was my own doing when I tried to avoid a danger. Here it seems as if people drive with one hand on the cellular and the other on the horn.
I think that the main problem for us now is that we feel a bit "homeless". We haven't settled in Cincinnati yet, and I'm not sure we ever will feel "at home" there; however, we no longer feel at home here. I don't know if it's just because we don't have our "physical" home, or if it's something deeper than that, but it felt a bit like being tourists. Still, all the people I know, love, and want to meet live here in Israel, so probably I still consider this place to be my home. I think that apart from the "physical" home I miss in Cincinnati, I don't miss anything else there. Certainly I do not miss the university, teaching or students. If anything, this visit proved to me how weak my connections with Cincinnati are. I wonder if it would have been different if we had chosen another place, for example Boston, Seattle, or Calgary, which were all candidates at some point or another. No doubt that more people would have pledged to visit us if we had chosen one of these locations. We certainly need more friends there, not just classmates as D has.
D also mentioned how strange it feels to live with our parents. I said that it feels like being a 16 years old again, just without the (few) perks that come with that age. We were living with my dad for a week, and I found that he does his best to manage his new life after my mother's passing. It seems somewhat fragile, and I'm still worried about him. I think that it was a good idea to move out of there while we're still in Israel and we saw him yesterday, but it's hard. My next visit, I'm afraid, will be only in the summer, and even that is not guaranteed, and it's hard to keep an eye from afar. I have to rely on my sister's testimonies, and I think that her words were always more bleak than the true situation was.

In a totally unrelated note, but something I wanted to do a long time ago, I'll try to summarize why I think the Americans are over the hill:

1. They are lazy. They don't like to work, they don't want to work, and they don't work. You can attribute the current financial crisis in America directly to the fact that they, as an entire nation, have ceased to manufacture things for quite a while now. Everything is manufactured in China, or India, or some other 3rd world country.
   
2. They are ignoramuses and insulated who think it's a bliss to be such people. They have no idea or wish to know what happens in the rest of the world. They don't want to learn about obscure places which use the metric system. They don't want to know that there is such a thing as the metric system or why it's better to use it. They think their undrinkable wash-water is a great beer, or that their undrinkable mud-water is a great coffee, or that 30 MPG on the freeway (miles per gallon if you have to know, it's about 12.5 Km/liter) is a good fuel consumption.
3. They live a life of superficial, surface-deep, facade, without any attempt to take anything deeper (except, perhaps, inhaling the smoke of their cigarette). You can see it everywhere before Christmas with all the richly and ridiculously ornamented houses. You can understand it fully when you realize that in order to prepare for a job interview all you need to do is wear your best suit and look sharp. It is almost a profanity to ask them to think, God forbid to understand.
   
4. There is no such thing as American society. As we mentioned in this visit, there are huge gaps between rich and poor, and between the races in America. There are only three things that are extremely expensive in America: nutritious food, good education and good health-care. Poor Americans cannot afford to eat vegetables, they eat junk-food, they can't afford good schools or universities, and they can't afford going to the doctor. You can see this research on how the difference between poor and rich in America has grown in the past two decades regarding life expectancy. American society is a mix of several classes which meet only at the mall: the rich buy, the proletariat sell and the poor people (namely, Afro-Americans) clean the mess after them.
   

I have only one reason why Israel is over the hill as well: we follow everything the Americans do with such zeal that we will shortly overpass them on the way to our demise. If there is one thing Americans are good at and Israelis are unable to do it is to postpone our gratification and to be patient. We need everything now, at this very instant. That's why people cut each other on the road just to be one car ahead at the infinite traffic jam on Ayalon.

So, finally, where is home for us? Home is where our high-speed internet is. :-)

On the move

We are currently at the Dayton "International" airport. We got up at 5am, the temperature was -5 Celsius, and it will not go over freezing point today. From here to Washington, from there to JFK, and from there to TLV, where the weather is somewhat warmer. We will stay in Tel Aviv for the next two weeks, and return on December 30th to celebrate the New Year in the States.
It is my first "home vacation" after such a long term abroad. To some extent I feel that I'm not entirely home in either places; in Israel we don't have a home anymore, and we will be staying with our families, with all the consequences of that. On the other hand, I still don't feel that Cincinnati is my home, although I did start to feel at home in our flat. Perhaps if it was another city in the USA, e.g. Boston or Seattle, it would feel differently. I don't know.

We spent the few days before our flight celebrating the sudden change from a very busy quarter (for both of us) to total freedom. I think that D even found that there is too much free time on her hands. We spent it well, though, with going to pubs, watching a movie (the new James Bond - what a horrible film), more pubs, and more shopping. It was a much deserved time off and I think we enjoyed it greatly.

We'll see you back in Israel soon.

Weekly Summary 11: Thanksgiving

Americans celebrate this strange holiday called Thanksgiving, which is related to some heroic story on the first settlers that came with the Mayflower more than 4 centuries ago. Nowadays all that is left from this holiday are the long weekend, the shopping after Thanksgiving day, and the large feasts during which flocks of turkeys are being consumed. We did them all during the last few days, so we have truly lived the spirit of this holiday.
The weekend was long, starting on Wednesday afternoon and finishing tomorrow morning, and we got to rest a bit, although, as always, there was a huge list of tasks to complete. I'm glad to say that I'm almost there, the term is almost over, and I can see the end coming. Tomorrow starts the last week of studies, with one class taking their last midterm (no final) on Wednesday and the other taking one midterm the same day and the final on next Monday. So, until the end of the term I still have to check two midterms, one final exam, one final project, and one last assignment. That's about 5 days of work. Still four lectures to go, two already prepared for tomorrow and other two on Friday and that's it! I'll be the veteran of one term. D has her final exams week after that and then, on December 12, we will be over, at last, thank God! See, I bet they celebrate Thanksgiving for that.

The day after Thanksgiving is called Black Friday for some reason. Officially it's the start of the holidays shopping season and as you know the economy is not doing that well this season. As we had been doing in the last few months, we again tried to boost the failing economy by going to another shopping spree, that started on Thursday's shopping at Jungle Jim's, the local store for food from all over the world (mainly for us: Jacobs coffee imported by Elite Ramat Gan). On Friday we bought me a new pair of trousers (that's pants in proper English) and three buttoned shirts at the Gap, and on Saturday we went to Target for another "fill in the house blanks" shopping. All in all I think we are about $500 poorer now. I think that since we came here we have boosted the American economy by a sum of $15,000-$20,000 including the car we bought. No wonder, then, that NYSE gained on Friday after hearing how well Black Friday sales were. And by the way, the stores have already started playing awful Christmas tunes and songs. It takes a few visits and then you become immuned to the sounds, and can barely hear them, like a white noise in the background.

And we ate. On Friday one of D's classmates invited the entire class (some 40 people) and faculty to enjoy after-Thanksgiving traditional dinner with his family at his Mother's house. It was amazing. Not the food, that was great, but more the friendliness and all the time and effort they put to make us feel at home. I also got to meet the rest of D's classmates, who are mainly Indians (not Native Americans, real Indians). All of them were in shock after the terrorist attacks on Mumbai this week. It seems that Indians hold a belief that we, Israelis, can deal with terror and conquer it, and especially the Mossad, which they claim to be the best intelligence organization in the world. We had a few chats on this issue, and mainly on other issues which relate to the place of India in the future world, as super-power. They say that some in India have been talking about this for a few decades now, but India is still too divided between the rich and the poor that it will take a long time until India can become a super-power. They were also impressed by the fact that I was in Bangalor last year. So, Dvora, this is for you. They also said that we should consider ourselves settled for a long trip in India after D graduates, as she will have "a friend in each city" in India.

We also spent a very nice evening with Kelly and his family today. His wife and he invited us over and it was nice to see how they live and meet their family. I am very grateful for that, and it was nice to be out tonight, although now we have to pay with less hours to sleep to make up for the lost time.

So, the weekend ends, and a new week begins shortly with still a lot of work to do. Have a good one.

Short summary for those who asked for:

• Thanksgiving food
• Thanksgiving / Black Friday shopping
• Not enough rest in 5 days weekend
• Still more food

Weekly update #10: work, work, work

The current weekly update has been delayed until now because of the excessive work I had during the last week. I think I put in around 80 or so hours last week, and at the current salary I'm paid, if I continue this way, I will be paid around $10 an hour. I can't understand how this happens; I teach only 6 hours a week, and prepare my lessons for them, after I decided that I want better presentations/lessons to use in class. Let's assume that I'm spending 5 hours in excess of each hour I teach, so that's 36 hours a week. The problem is that I still prepare the answers for the homework I give, check the homework, check the exams, and so on. This almost doubles the time I'm spending.
Next week is Thanksgiving, which means we have a long weekend. I guess I'll use that time to rest a little. However, I have so many tasks ahead of me that I don't think I'll get too much rest. We also have plans as we are invited to dinner at someone from D's class and at Kelly's (us! plans! to see other people! confused? so are we!). It's crazy. This 10 weeks quarter term, instead of the 14 weeks semester we had in the Technion, is so condensed. In each class I teach this quarter they have 3 midterms, and 6-7 home assignments and I have to grade them all because I don't have a Teaching Assistant (TA). I've become the corrupt academic type that complains when his research is effected by the lack of TAs and the necessity to lecture in classes. How sad...

Anyway, not much to tell after the views of the snow I posted earlier this week. The weather has improved and became warmer - it's now around zero. I told my dad that yesterday and he laughed and said that I sounded differently than before I had left. There are 22 days left until we fly to Israel, 23 days until we land. I started counting the days now. I don't know if or when we will be able to fly home again after that visit. Firstly, we don't have enough money. Secondly, we don't have time, because spring break is only a week or so. Thirdly, D is supposed to start her internship in the summer, so summer will be busy as well. She has started interviewing for the internship, and as expected, she is doing very well. She is way over the level of the other students looking for internship both in experience and academic background, that the only thing that might prevent her from landing the internship she wants is her being OVER-qualified. She also had an interesting interview with the Forces-of-Darkness from the NW (that's Microsoft, and I'm only joking). The funny thing is that they interviewed her over the phone; if she does well (which she has) and proceed to the next step (no doubt), she will be interviewed there for an entire day. They will probably fly her over for that. Too bad they don't fly the domestic partner :-). I would love to see the Microsoft campus, especially after reading Microserfs a few weeks ago. And Seattle is probably warmer than here at this time of the year.

The maze thing is coming very well. I have improved the communications between the agents to include only necessary communications, which means that the problem now scales to ANY size of the maze and each the only limit is the number of agents in the group. That's vast improvement.
I presented it to another researcher here and he was impressed, I think. He asked me to show this work in a meeting we have next week - so more work. Yay!

Well, see you in three and a half weeks!

Signs of winter

This week started off with the signs of winter. We had the first snow, which lasted for a few hours on the ground from late afternoon on Monday till the early morning hours of Tuesday. In Tuesday morning we woke up to see a deer, probably the same young fawn we had seen a few weeks ago. We tried to take pictures of it while it was grazing across from our porch, but it disguised itself. Later on Tuesday he was grazing just across from our house on the street. The photos here are of the fawn and the first signs of snow.

Weekly update #9: progress and recession

This week was focused on the progress we have been making since we came here, and on the uneasy feeling of my friends back home about the financial situation. There is still a lot to do on both sides of the ocean, and hopefully things will improve soon.

In chats with some of my friends from the previous work place. It seems that the management has decided to make some cutbacks, which are defined as a "more humane" way to deal with the financial crisis rather than fire people. I hope that hi-tech companies in Israel don't generate a fake crisis just to be able to "push down" on the salaries and benefits that workers had been given before. Anyway, in order to cheer you up, my friends, perhaps this will help.

In the mean time we, unfortunately without help from the rest of America, tried to get the American economy on the move again. On Friday we returned to IKEA for another shopping spree that ended up with a sofa, two stools, a desk, a drawer cabinet to support the desk, two small cabinets, and an office chair. The total is almost $800, plus 4 hours at IKEA and a day and a half assembling everything. This came after a very successful week, some of which you can see here, which included the official approval of us being domestic partners so that D won't have to pay tuition, and of me solving the multi-agent maze problem within 4 days, which made Kelly very impressed. I don't see this maze things as being too hard or a challenge, but it seems that others do, and everyone suggests that I write a paper for a conference and a journal. If I end up doing so, it will probably be the paper which took people the shortest period of time to work on. I will certainly have to add literature survey, and a few improvements, but the main core is already there.

Another thing that has changed recently is my approach to the students. I feel that I have developed a hard skin so that their grades on a test do not bother me anymore. Today I graded the tests of one of my classes, and the average was 60, compared to the 69 in the previous test they had, and this time I feel less bad about it than in the previous test. This time I know that all the mistakes they were making are their own, because I know for sure that I taught them and told them to be cautious not to make those mistakes. If the students are not listening, that's their problem, and it ceases to be my problem. On the other hand, there are (a few) students that do try, and when they don't succeed, or not as well as I think they should, it is still a disappointment.

Today was my (almost) first time I saw snow falling. It was cold enough for something on the verge between snow and rain, but the temperature was still above zero, and the precipitation too weak for a real snow. D keeps laughing at me for not having seen snow falling, but that's what happens when you live in the desert (Jerusalem doesn't count). She also reminds me all the time that we will have enough chances to have snow, that soon enough we will wish it wasn't snowing. Perhaps she's right, but until then, a good snow fall is in order!

This also summarizes our two months of being here. A lot have changed since we came here: the economy collapsed, a new president was elected, we found a house, a car, registered ourselves to all the medical/dental/life insurance benefits, got domestic partnership approved, etc. Still, this place doesn't feel like my home. We're meeting the plan of this project, and D has even started to think about success criteria. I still don't have friends here, certainly not like the ones I have in Israel, I still miss my family, being in Tel Aviv, my flat there, and the rest of my life there. I don't know if this will change soon. There is so much that needs to develop here before I will consider this place as my home, and maybe it will never be. In the mean time I still feel a bit like a tourist here, and I know that I will feel like a tourist in my coming visit to Tel Aviv. I find myself looking forwards to this feeling. I have never been a tourist in Tel Aviv, and always considered it my home, even when I grew up in Holon, or lived a few years in Haifa. It will be a change to wake up in the morning and go for a stroll in Tel Aviv.

You may be happy to know that in the past month my view of Americans hasn't improved by one bit. They are still a lazy and stupid group of people, who will not budge an inch out of their way to help you. They are entangled in their own bureaucracy without being able to do anything different than the thing they were told to do. If you want something done, you have to do it exactly at the same way they know, and adjust to the pace they are used to doing things. I have a small hope that this is only in the university, because I talked with a secretary that joined the department a month ago, and she was amazed by the sluggishness of the university as much as I was. She said that it's probably because people at the university usually have tenure, and no one gets fired, so no one needs to work hard to justify his or her job. I think she's right, as I've seen similar things in other places, like IAI.

Perhaps Barack Obama will change things. In his acceptance speech he told the cheering crowd that they will need to work hard to change America. His speech sounded to me like the speech Churchill gave when he encouraged the British people to keep fighting the Nazis. Neither of them promised it will be easy, and in both cases the crowd was fearing the present but hoping for a better future. It worked one time, let's hope it will work again, for the sake of America, and for the sake of the entire world.

Good mood and good news

Today I'm in a very good mood. First of all, the human resources has approved the application and now D and I are officially Domestic Partners. This means that we can get tuition remission for her and enroll her to all the medical benefits, just as if we were married. This means that our financial condition has improved greatly.
Another thing is that I have solved the multi-agent maze problem. It took me only 4 days to solve it from the Saturday until now. It works brilliantly. Kelly is really impressed with that and he thinks I should write a paper for a conference and a journal.
With all these great things that happened to me today I also found a funny site with comic strips that deal with Ph.D. and grad students life. All images are from http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php and they depict so nicely the life of a grad student in the US. I really recommend that you take a look at it. Here are some appetizers from there:

Weekly update 8: Change

I chose Obama's slogan as the title of this update in honor of his victory in the presidential elections. I don't believe he will bring change to America, at least not in the magnitude required here, nor in the amount he promised he would, but what the hell...

Now that politics are put aside, I can update that we are coming for a vacation in Tel Aviv in December. We will be in Israel for a period of two weeks (starting December 17) and I hope to be able to meet everyone during this visit. We still haven't decided where we are going to stay, and whether it will be with my father all the time or partially at D's parents. The reason to stay with my father is also the reason why not to be with him all the time: he needs our company to relieve him from his sudden solitude after my mother's death; however, I don't want him to have another shock when we leave back.

And on another topic: I started doing a nice research/game dealing with a group of agents (in real life: robots) that travel through a maze. So far I have worked only since yesterday and already I have a maze downloaded from the web and running, simple logic for a single agent to complete the maze, and scalability for a group of agents. I still need to implement a better logic for the single agent and a complex logic for the group, i.e. agents learning from the other. Nonetheless, I enjoy this game and it gives me something to do other than prepare for classes or check students work, which is boring.

Unfortunately, our lives has really become dull other than what I have written here. This week we stayed at the university long hours (13 and 14 hours on Wednesday and Thursday), so I really don't have anything else - and certainly anything funny - to tell. So, I bid you a good week and see you soon!

Weekly summary #7: photos

First, I'll start with two administration notices:

1. Some of you have repeatedly asked for photos. Here are some. Since the only drives we have are from the home to the university and back, and since our house is still a mess, the photos are only of the university. Maybe I'll add more later.
2. I decided that the Verizon phone is so unusable that I left Verizon for T-mobile and now I use my Sony-Ericsson from home. On the other hand, I decided that it's not a good idea to put my phone on the net, so if you need it, just ask for my new phone. In any case, don't use the Verizon phone number.
3. As always, you're encouraged to follow the links in this update.

The reason this update is late is the Obama rally we attended yesterday at the University of Cincinnati (video). We're not into politics that much, and in the previous post I mentioned that there's not enough interest in the coming elections, especially comparing to their importance to America and to the world. Apparently one the candidates has decided to spark things up and yesterday Senator Obama made an appearance in Nyppert Stadium at the University of Cincinnati. We decided to go, as this is probably the closest we'll ever get to the president of the United States, according to the polls. On the other hand, Shimon Peres has been elected several times in the polls so nothing is decided yet. Or, in other way, you can see this Simpsons clip to understand why McCain will be elected at the end, and pay special attention to the sentence in which Homer says: "... this does not happen in America...".

Before talking about the rally itself, I just want to give you another example on how this country and the people in this city are ready for a totalitarian regime. The doors of the stadium opened at 6, and we left my office at the university at 5 so that we'll have a good chance of getting in. Already there was a huge line. Everyone was standing in an organized fashion and we simply walked to the end of the line and joined it. People were standing on the road at that time, and then came a police officer and politely said: "folks, I need you to be on the pavement". In less than 5 seconds a group of more than 20 people moved to stand on the pavement, with no questions or arguments. Total adherence to the law-enforcement representative.

Anyway, I have some observations regarding Barack Obama as a candidate and possibly the next president of the United States (I guess you knew I would make some comments about him, right?).
Firstly, this is something we saw yesterday, and I don't know if it is not the same in the case of McCain, but the candidacy of Obama has made him a merchandise. We saw people selling everything with his face and name on: T-shirts, bumper stickers, car magnets, and even play cards (that had Bush and McCain as the jokers). Anything you want for a price that ranges from $1 to $25. He has become a rock star rather than a candidate. Again, this might be the case for John McCain as well (I know that Sarah Palin has become an icon as well, as I mentioned in the previous update). Just notice this link: www.barackobama.com in the picture I took yesterday.
Secondly, if the way Obama manages his time can give us any clue on the way he will run the next administration, then he will not do a good job. Yesterday we waited for him for 40 minutes before he appeared on stage, and that's after the other small-time politicians finished their speeches. The crowd around us, comprised mainly by supporters and fans of the Democratic party (unlike us, who were just there for the experience), was getting frustrated with his delay. Some said: "hey, we need to be at work tomorrow, those of us who still have work".
Thirdly, I genuinely think that there is no good candidate in the coming elections. Both Obama and McCain are ill-suited for this job. Obama is too young and inexperienced, although very charismatic judging by the female crowd around me yesterday even sexy, to comprehend and manage the current turmoil in the financial markets and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. McCain on the other hand is too old, and too attached to his Republican party, and to the legacy of the Bush administration. If there is something evident in the current situation, it is that this administration is probably the worst ever in the history of the United States. I think that what people seek is change, and Obama is change for them (his slogans are: "change" and "hope"), but in my view: to say "change" is not enough. In the terms of a systems engineer, you need to define the requirements in an unambiguous manner, and just saying "change" is not enough. You need a plan, preferably a feasible one, and I can't say I've heard one coming from the Obama campaign managers. For example, I think that his plans will leave a HUGE hole in the American budget, which will only drive this economy to a worse situation than it already is.
Last observation I have of Obama is that he started to feel too confident in his success. Yesterday, I heard him use the term "regime" for the current Bush government. I don't know how many of you are aware of the different terms the English language has for a government. Usually, the neutral term is "government", while a positive way to say it is "administration" (that's usually how Americans call their own government), and "regime" is the negative wording for such. Usually the word regime refers to the Irani government, or Saddam Hussein's government. When used in the context of the Bush government it has significant consequences on the way Barack Obama thinks.

Can an African American become the president of the United States with all the prejudices and bigotry here? A few months ago I was doubted that very much; now, in light of the economic crisis, I think that people are so aching for change that some of them are willing to overlook questions of race and color. According to the polls here, he will be elected. If he doesn't it will be the surprise of the century, but it will also show that underneath the surface there is still a dark current of hatred between the whites and blacks in America.

Moving on to other issues, we have started to think about our upcoming home visit. One thing that came up pretty quickly, not surprising given our bent towards good food and coffee, and the lack of such here, is our need for such. I don't know if we can afford too many of those, but we certainly would like to go to some of our favorite places in Tel Aviv, and until now the food wish-list includes:

• Joya
• Tamara
• Vanillia
• Arcaffe
• A cafe near my home
• A good Humus/lafa place (with emphasis on good!) for me
• D wants to add Barbari or Yevulim

So, if something here sounds good to you as well, we will be happy to schedule a lunch or a dinner there. Also, if something good has opened since we left, that's fine by us.

Quick updates from the previous week:

1. I finally got my first paycheck. Hurray! Only a month and a half without a salary.
   
2. Still no updates on our other administrative issues with the university (i.e. domestic partnership).
3. We went to a Halloween party organized by the graduate students at the College of Business. I think that it was the first time that I saw American women allow themselves to dress in "revealing" clothing. I think that more revealing clothing is considered "slutty" here (at least in Cincinnati). We were supposed to wear costumes, so D and I bought hats. She got a large hat and I got a fedora hat. I tried for the "great depression era unemployed". Unfortunately, they didn't have the fedora in red. Which brings me to the last update:
   
4. Windows on my old laptop has finally crashed. I had to install the entire system with the KDE version of Ubuntu (version 8.10). That's the first time in my life that I use a computer with no Microsoft operating system installed on it. So far, apart from a few glitches, it behaves itself. We intend it to serve as our media center at home, and it takes some tweaking before you can do that in Linux (basically because of the proprietary media formats used everywhere). Ynet is still a mess with all the non-standard video streams they use, but nothing that a good Greasemonkey script and a good media player can't handle.

For those of you who got this far: mood-o-meter - high for me, low for D. Did you notice that we are at 180 degrees phase from each other?

Weekly Summary 6: Politics and Bureaucracy

First of all I would like to thank all the people that sent encouraging words after the previous post. Your words are important and appreciated and I thank you for that. This week's post will deal with something most of us don't like at all: bureaucracy and politics. As I mentioned in some of the previous posts, we have encountered a frighteningly amount of red tape in our first weeks, starting with the problems of getting my university ID, entering me to the system and so on. Unfortunately, this has not ended yet. For example, I still haven't received the package with all my social rights and health care. The official "excuse" is that they sent it to another address, which is the hotel in which we had resided in the first two weeks. I doubt that very much, and my guess is that someone simply misplaced the package. My suspicions increased after my visit to the University's Human Resources, where a nice yet a total moron person told me that he will look for the package and let me know. He hasn't done that although almost a week has passed. This has become a major concern for me because now I'm starting to be sick, and I would like to go to a doctor if this condition persists.

Worse still, the same useless HR guy told me that we would not be able to apply for domestic partnership until a period of 6 months has passed since the beginning of D's relationship with me. And for them 6 months are counted from the date of the first document we have, which in our case is our lease on the apartment, dated from September. First of all, this domestic partnership is the only reason I am teaching here, instead of being a regular student. Don't think that I am the only one with incentive to do it; the department is very short in staff. In fact, they have two positions open, after two lecturers left in the previous year. They need me to teach no less than I need their money to support D's studies. If I don't get this domestic partnership approved, and we have to pay for D's tuition, which is circa $20000, I consider it to be a major breach of our contract. I intended to go down and tell the department head that if it is not sorted out, she can forget about me teaching and that we will go back home. D has managed to cool me off, and we intend to try and get this partnership approved using an old affidavit we made to the municipality of Tel Aviv (another bureaucratic superpower). Kelly promised to help as well, and seemed stressed by this new difficulty. In any case, if we don't get it, I guess I will have to have some serious and not so pleasant talk with the department head.

Now to politics. As you know, the presidential elections will be held on the next Tuesday. These are historic elections, and when they are over the United States will have either a first African American president, or a first female vice president. You might have suspected that this situation will raise a special interest in the elections, especially during a major economic crisis. As far as I can see, the students in the university are not so interested about it. Here they can vote ahead of the elections day, even today, and still I haven't seen any strong movement in the voting area. It is assumed that most younger people will vote for Obama, and if this is the case, don't be surprised if Mc'Cain wins the elections. In addition, elections day is not a vacation here; people are supposed to work in that day and then go to vote for their nominee. In light of the lack of interest I see around us, I think the voting percentage will be low, at least in Israeli terms.

By the way, it appears that Sarah Palin is a hit here with the average working class males. In other words, picture election rallies packed with Al Bundys and you'll begin to understand how this can happen. I guess that the fact that the talented and attractive Tina Fey plays her role in Saturday Night Live doesn't hurt, although the writers in SNL are pro-Democrats. Last week Sarah Palin even appeared as a guest in SNL, thus leveraging both the show's rating and Fey's popularity. You should catch a glimpse of this appearance if you haven't already done so.

Something less known is that in the same day people are voting for various offices other than the president. There are of course the U.S. Congress and Senate, but there are also more local offices. Here they vote for judges, district attorneys, state representatives, and even "clerk of courts". I don't really know what that is, but it appears to be someone who is responsible for signing official documents, like a document that title your vehicle in your name. We went to the bureau of motor vehicles (BMV) and titled our Altima in both our names. We also purchased our license plates (here they identify the person or group owning the vehicle, not the vehicle itself). The BMV seemed a more organized and has less bureaucracy than the university. Somehow, my impressions of the federal and state authorities are that they are far more efficient than the university. That's not too hard, I guess.

I read in Ynet that Israel is heading back to elections. Here are some good reasons to elect Benyamin Netanyahu as prime minister:

1. He did a good job as a treasurer and since we face a big economic crisis he can set a good example on how to lead Israel to economic haven.
2. He is against government expenditures. He'll probably be able to deal with Shas and prevent them from getting a billion sheqels out of our pockets.
3. The other options are Ehud Barak and Zipi Livni. It's not that there is someone far better than Bibi to elect.
   
4. Governments usually fall within two, maximum two and a half years, in Israel. If Bibi is elected this year, he will be gone by 2011, just in time to correct his mistakes before D and I are back. :-)

To summarize, a story that combine bureaucracy and politics. Yesterday was D's half a day off from her studies, after she returned from a midterm exam (yes, I know, it was Saturday, but hey that's Business School for you). Unfortunately, soon after she got home, the toilet overflowed, and we were afraid that the entire day would be ruined. We called the lousy company that rents our building, and they asked us to try and resolve the situation by ourselves. We thought about calling Joe the Plumber, who is - as you all know - an Ohioan, but finally we decided to buy a plunger and do it ourselves. It worked out, so now I am considering to become a plumber myself. After all, it is a good occupation even in times of economic dire; people will still need someone to plunge their toilets or install a new faucet. I will be better paid than what I make now, that's for sure. Even Joe the plumber makes more than me.

Weekly summary #5: qualms

The topic of today's update is qualms. Be advised that this is not going to be a light and perhaps entertaining update as the previous one intended to be. This is a long and morose look into my current situation.

The fifth week since we arrived in Cincinnati ended, and with it the 4th week of the autumn term is about to end on Tuesday. This means two observations: firstly, there are approximately two months until the term ends, and hopefully we'll fly back home to meet you (the readers), and secondly, that my two classes had their first midterm this week. As you will see in the next paragraphs, both observations are closely related.

The two midterms ended with a rather disappointing (for me) average of ~70, but there is a huge difference in the distribution. The more mature class had a nice bell-curve, which means that the average is representative, the students are relatively working with me, only that they didn't have enough time to finish the test, so I gave them a nice 8 points bonus. In the second, younger class, there were actually two bell-curves. One between 80-100 and the other between 30-60. The class was roughly equally distributed between the two. This fact coincides with the feeling I have in that class that only half of the students are paying attention and making their homework on their own (i.e. not copying from the other half). In this case no bonus is needed, only a harsh motivation talk, something I always hated to do, and have never really understood why people need it.

I guess that I'm not supposed to take it personally if some students prefer not to study, especially if they are young and immature as my younger class is. They are only sophomores (19 years old, second year). Nonetheless, I find teaching frustrating. I think that I don't reach the majority of my students. I will not be their "teacher for life" as some of my undergraduate professors were. I don't know why it is so important to me; perhaps it is because I want to excel in anything I do, which is obviously ridiculous. Another explanation can be that I invest so much time and energy in this teaching that the feedback simply does not replenish my batteries. I feel drained, sapped of energy. And if that is the case, perhaps academic life is not for me: I will always have to teach some class of undergrads if I choose to become a scholar, and they will always be young and immature.

There is another thing that seems a possible problem in academic life. I've never spent time in academia until now. I was either a full-time undergraduate student, too busy to finish my degree, or a part-time external graduate student, scurrying back to work when class is over. I haven't had time to look and see how these professors live and work. What I see now may not be representative, but if it is then the career of a professor is not for me. It is a lonely and insulate life, where it is both acceptable and expected from you to spend your day alone, doing your research but otherwise having no contact with the other world. It is so different than the life I had in my previous work, and I really don't like this change. I didn't imagine it to be like that. I thought that academic research calls for synergy between researchers and departments; there are so many labs that advertise themselves for doing so. I now understand that these are not the representative cases of academic life. Kelly tries to organize such laboratories, perhaps feeling that something is missing too, and possibly something will come out of these endeavors. In the mean time, all of them seem too pompous and audacious, and generally out of reach. I miss interacting with people, idle talks, friendships. I doubt academic life has room for such behavior, and if it doesn't than this life is not for me.

And if academic life is not for me, than one of the main goals of this journey is seriously questioned. The reasons for returning to school and studying for a Ph.D., leaving behind life, family, friends, and a good job, were to seek other alternatives; to open doors. I wanted to see if I can enjoy academic life, and enable new opportunities to work. The former goal will probably not be achieved, and the latter will take too much time to achieve, time that with the current difficulties seems infinite. As I said earlier, I feel sapped of energy. Is it the time to give up and acknowledge my defeat? D says it is not, and that it will get better once I start to study myself. But, frankly, she is the only thing I have here, the rest of my life is back in Tel Aviv, and she is here only because it was MY dream to come here.

D herself is so busy these day that she went out only once this weekend, to buy more stationary at Staples. It was a half-an-hour business-focused relief from her endless studies. Today she hasn't left the house at all. I think she got off her seat only to go to the restrooms or get water. We did go out on Thursday though, meeting a team of soft-ball players after their game, thanks to the invitation of the only student I had met in Cincinnati during my visit in April. We drank beer, if Bud-light can qualify for that, and I know most of you will agree that this pee-colored / flavored sparkling beverage does not. At least we got to meet someone who happens to live in our building. As all Americans, he is nice to chat with, provided that the talk has little substance and even less intentions for the future. Believe it or not, this was the highlight of our week. I also walked today to Hyde Park Square and back just to have my body do something other than sitting.

In addition the weather turned cooler this weekend. Yesterday the temperatures dropped at night to 1 Celsius, and frost alert was issued. I think that the weather this week was somewhat similar to the weather we have in Tel Aviv in January: around 20 degrees during the day, 10 or below in the night, with alternating days of sun and rain. This is only the beginning of fall, it will get worse.

Summary:

• Frustration.
• Acadmic choice a mistake?
• Mood-o-meter - low 30s, like the temperature in Farenheit.

End of month summary

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We are now exactly one month in Cincinnati. In this month we managed to do quite a lot, despite the power outage, the lethargy of service people in Cincinnati, and our own lapses into gloomy mood. First, however, the last week deserves a summary, before we can discuss the whole month.

When it comes to working hard, this week was no different than the other ones. We literally slaved ourselves today, from 9:00 am till now (it was 10:00 pm when I started writing this very line, and now it's 11:00), and there is still work to do today. D is doing her homework, reading material to the coming school week, and preparing herself to a midterm in DB modeling and design. What can I tell you? She's as geek as I am. I checked the 40 papers I had received from one assignment, prepared the two midterm tests I give this week, plus formula sheet, two lessons for tomorrow, and the entire assignment I gave my students due tomorrow. I also solved the test I had prepared, and since it took me half the time they will have, I'll have to delete a few questions.

One reason why we had to work so hard today is that yesterday we went on another shopping spree. If the American economy is still hanging by threads before falling into the abyss of depression, it's only because we single-handedly (or rather, single bank-accountedly) jump start it. Yesterday we bought a suit for D, an all-in-one printer, food at Costco Warehouse, and a car. Since the most interesting thing is the car I'll start with Costco. Costco is an enormous, IKEA-size, warehouse for groceries. Imagine the size of IKEA, with IKEA sized packages (although not necessarily flat), only of food and things for house keeping. And everything is so cheap, relatively to the other grocery shops because of that. For example, you can't get a single pasta box; they sell them in a 7-pack. Or one bar of Dove soap, which are sold by the 10. We also bought about two gallons of liquid hand soap, which will last, according to our rough calculations, between 9 months and a year.

But enough with this Costco thing. We bought a dark green 2000 Nissan Altima, 2.4 liter, with 88000 miles and a sunroof for around $8500 including taxes. It's considered as a compact sedan here. As anything else here, it only took about 4 hours at the dealership, three of which passed after we had told the dealer we wanted the car. Nonetheless, I'm quite excited about it, since it is the first time that I am the owner of my own vehicle. Until now the car I drove was either my parents', an army vehicle, or a company leasing car. Now I know what it's like to pay for car insurance. We'll need to buy license plates (they go with the person, not the vehicle in the US). One good thing about the economy crisis is that the price of a gallon of gas has plunged from 4 dollars to less than 3 in the past month we have been here.

By the way, the Americans need to stop using this stupid American unit system and progress to the SI system as the rest of the world did. Even the British don't measure temperature in Farenheit anymore, or length in miles, feet and yards. The only thing they measure in the old system is, quite understandably and logically, a Pint of beer, which by the way the Americans has reduced by about 20%. In my class I have to use both systems interchangeably, so now I know how much is the gravity acceleration in feet per second squared (32.2) or what the hell is a slug (besides a dude that is being sluggish).

Another set of good news is the fact that yes, after almost a month, the university system finally acknowledges my existence. It hasn't perforated to all the university systems yet, but at least now I have my university ID (usually known as the Bearcat card) card, which also allowed me to purchase a monthly parking pass, and to get my keys. And in keys I mean that finally I don't have to ask people to let me into my own room. On Friday I finally moved to Kelly's old office, which he vacated while moving to a better office, previously owned by a professor that retired (I think). More on systems and the American life in the next paragraphs. Anyway, I still haven't received any paycheck, nor have I been able to use the university's information systems (except for my email) to contact my students. With all the shopping we have been doing here lately we start to feel a great shortage in liquid assets. And, as you know, credit is a profanity nowadays in America.

Weekly short summary:

• Car
• UC ID
• Office
• Parking card
• Work, work, work
• Money shortage
• Mood-o-meter: 70s.

Now for a short monthly analysis. The most important thing I can say after this month is that the Americans are so ready for totalitarianism that it's scary (well, at least when I'm at the bottom of the food-chain). First of all, they are so submissive by nature; they tend to receive anything so docilely, whether it is waiting for the power to return for a week, or waiting to take the left-turn at the stop light, or simply waiting for someone to do something. I don't know if this combination of lethargy and malleability is the cause for their obesity, or is it the other way around, but they simply are. In addition, they behave in a herdlike manner, as you can see in their recent stock markets plunges. They also seem to be living under a constant fear of or rules and of change, especially one that might keep them away from their food and entertainment. For example, when I was supposed to receive my keys to Kelly's old office, I simply thought I can take them from him. Little did I know. It appears that the "system" does not allow for shortcuts. I had to wait three more days for my keys because this "system" cannot be changed, modified or bypassed in any way. Moreover, they have been living under the Bush administration for the past 8 years, and there have to be some implications to that. Finally, with this economic crisis and based on all the aforementioned premises about them, you can see why it's not hard to foresee a "strong man" stepping into the Oval Office, and changing the world as we know it. God help us against that, because we, Jews, have a rather bad experience with the kind of those. Speaking of Hitler, please go to this link.

Another interesting observation I can make about Americans is that they are going in an endless spiral of stupidity -> simplicity -> lowered requirements -> numbing stupidity. I'm talking about the vast majority of Americans. It all starts with most of them being, how to say it mildly, slow. As a result of that, and as a result of the constant pursuit of blissful ignorance, they expect - and receive - things simplified to the max. That's why you can see installation kits that require no reading at all, only drawings. Another example is the dreadful operating system for Verizon phones I told you about last week. Americans also don't expect any intelligence from the surrounding ones, and since most of them have never been outside the borders of the contiguous USA and Canada, or even own a passport, they imagine that all the other people are at least as stupid as them. Probably more; Americans think that since they rule the world, the other peoples are at least less intelligent than they are. So they have no expectations from one another or from the world in general. Thus, they don't require much from themselves, leading to another plunge in their general intelligence. It's no wonder that the average graduate student in America is either Indian or Chinese. The empire is rotting. It may take a short violent economic decline with totalitarianism, or it may take a long, painful, decline, while the Chinese and the Indians rise to power. In any case, the sun, my friends, will rise in the East. Go catch the Nitsan Horwitz show in channel 10.

You can't imagine how I envy you for having this wonderful holiday season. It seems that you hardly ever work, while we had no time off at all. We will get you back, and get back to you, in mid December. Save us a spot in the calendar.

Monthly summary:

• Americans are slow.
• Americans might endorse totalitarianism.
• China and India are the rising sun.
  
• It's oh-so-bleak.
• Missing vacations.
• Missing home.
  

Week #3

It is Sunday again, and here is my summary regarding our last week. In general everything improved from last week. I would like to thank everyone for cheering me up. It means so much to me to know that I have so many friends who have faith in me and support me when I’m down. You really helped me get through the rough time.

The main things that changed this week were: I finally had a few good lectures in a row, which improved my self confidence, and, I have a brand new Lenovo laptop. Being the mega-geek that I am (as you well know), a new laptop is a big celebration for me, and I enjoy it very much. It’s a Lenovo T400, with a 14.1 inch display, 3 GB DDR3 memory, 2.26 GHz Intel Core Duo CPU, and the best thing: it runs Windows XP. I don’t know how this happened, because the laptop has a sticker of Windows Vista and the IT guy (see below) promised me he didn’t do anything to downgrade it to Windows XP. So, basically, I got a PC capable of running Windows Vista which runs XP Pro, and it works like a lightning.

Better yet, it didn’t cost me a cent, as it is a perk for a new faculty member, who can select a computer to help him or her with research and teaching. All I had to do was send a System Specification (and that’s something I know well to do) and choose from a list of options that the IT guy in the department sends in reply. The IT guy is a huge enthusiast of Apple and Macs, and a very small fan of Windows (especially Vista, which he described as a pig that eats all system resources and come back for more). So, initially he tried to convince me that all I need is a Mac Book, but he eventually agreed with me that I should use Windows if I want to run applications freely. However, he insisted on getting the Lenovo, which was much more expensive than the other options I suggested, because he likes their service much better than Toshiba’s or Dell’s. The nice thing about this guy is that he really believes in what he preaches. He says that his mother (he is 50-60 years old, so she must be in her 80s) uses a computer running Linux OpenSuse, which he personally installed and tweaked for her. Now, that’s my kind of guy. As you can understand, we had a lot to talk about this stuff in the last week or two.

Continuing on the tech notes, as of today, we have internet connection through Roadrunner broadband connection. The theoretical download speed is 15 Mb/sec, and when connected directly to the modem it even gets these results. When connected through a wireless LAN the results are a bit less, but still impressive: 10 Mbps download and around 700 Kbps upload. Now we can use Hulu web based television, which unfortunately do not work in Israel, in order to see some of our favorite programs: Heroes, Saturday Night Live, and so on. The only problem is that we don’t have too much time to watch TV. Oh, and I found a link that allows to watch Israeli TV. Not that I miss the Israeli reality shows, but I still would like to catch a (real) football match from time to time on channel 10, and channel 10 itself bans IP addresses from out of Israel during the matches. I just finished watching Maccabi Natanya beat Maccabi Tel Aviv.

After all this techie geekiness, I can start describing our lives here, which are, really, quite boring. We have been working very hard since we arrived here. D has some work left from last weekend because of our shopping spree and I am teaching 2 classes three times a week each. As you know, last week I was disappointed about my lecturing skills so I decided that I will work harder on preparing myself. I would even say that now I actually rehearse before each lecture, in an attempt to avoid situations where my lectures get stuck on missing words or terminology. This method has been proving itself, and lack of preparation proves to be problematic, as I realized only in my last controls lecture, so eventually it gets me to work harder than ever. Yes, even harder than the times I was working at Ness. This week there were 3 days of 12 or more hours a day. We also work during the weekend (both Saturday and Sunday) in order to make up for the lost time. By the way, all this work is still voluntary, as I still haven’t got into “the system”. When I was in the army, my (stupid) commander in the IAF flight academy said that “the system” does not exist, and it is the sum of all the doings of people working in the IAF. However, as any person who works (or worked) for an IT company knows, “the system” is what runs our lives. So, I am not yet in the university’s system. This means that I communicate with my students over emails and not the Blackboard application, which is the preferred way, and that I can’t login to anything but my mail (to which I login as a student and not a faculty member). Most importantly, I don’t get paid for the work I’ve been doing in the last two weeks. The department head seems concerned about this issue, and promised to do something about it, but I guess that nothing can move the “system” from its course or speed. That’s what Newton called “inertia”. By the way, the university is so bureaucratic, that it even beat the great American bureaucracy and now I have a Social Security Number before I am officially a worker at the university. My trip to the organization that issues these numbers was actually a relatively nice experience, albeit it being in a security-tight federal building. Of course, there are only two things certain in life: death and taxes.

In an unrelated issue: we saw a Bambi (actually two moving together) yesterday. No, not the movie, the animal, which is by the way the state animal of Ohio. The strangest thing is that we didn’t see the animal in some wildlife expedition; rather, it was in Victoria avenue on the half a mile drive from our home to the mall. They just browsed the yards, as if it was their home and they were the pets of some extravagant owner. Squirrels are abundant here, but these two were a nice surprise. We did what any other good tourist do: stop the car and take a picture. Unfortunately, the only cameras we had with us were the cellular phones, which are equipped by a bizarre operating system Verizon makes the manufacturers install in the name of a unified user experience and branded look & feel, so we didn’t get the cameras to save the photos. We suspect that it is a Comverse product. If you find a way to hack it and remove this awful thing it will be highly appreciated.

Finally, I heard that Daylight Saving Time is over in Israel as part of the annual Shana Tova. So, first of all Shana Tova and Zom Kal to everyone. Here the DST is still on, the sun shines around 7:30 AM, but summer is officially over. After a first week which was blessed with great weather, with highs in the 80s (25-28 Celsius) and lows in the 50s (10-15), last week became much cooler. The coolest night was even in the mid 40s, which is just 5-6 Celsius and it even rained one night. The locals say that they “desperately” need rain, because it’s not getting to the usual average of 80-100 mm of rain each month. Ohio teams also desperately seek a win in the NFL; the only win Cleveland has is over Cincinnati, and the Bengals are probably the worst in the league. At least the Bearcats (university team) are doing well. You can’t imagine how everything in the university revolves around the athletic teams.

Short summary:

• Mood-o-meter in the high 70s.
• New laptop
• 15 Mbps
• Football on internet
• The university is run by bureaucrats
• 2 Bambi not on camera
• Getting cold

Have the best week and keep sending replies,

Elad

Second Week Summary

This week was mainly characterized by work, studies and things to-do. Monday was the first day in which I started to feel like a routine is coming, with me working on the lectures to be given later in the week, listening to last.fm and generally "working". Routine is usually an underestimated concept. People find themselves trying to escape routine, go on vacations, travel to distant parts of the world, and, sometimes, even leave to another country to seek a new life. And what is this "new life" if not yet another "routine"? On the other hand, when your life gets into turmoil as ours have been in the last few months, routine is just the medicine the doctor prescribes. However, this week proved to be as far from routine as possible.

On Tuesday the remnants of the blessed routine were still here. However, on Wednesday school started, and both of us found ourselves trying to keep up with the pace of things. Bear in mind that we had to move to our new apartment, which, aside from the kitchen, was completely empty. We spent most of the evenings this week shopping for the new apartment in (vain) attempt of transforming it from an apartment to a home. We went to Kroger on Tuesday evening, spent most of Thursday evening in Wal-Mart, and around 4 hours at IKEA on Saturday. We also visited our first ever garage sale and purchased a used chest of drawers for $25. Totally we spent around $1000, most of them on IKEA products, and, as you know, IKEA products require assembly. So, we spent most of what was left of Saturday building the things we brought home (up to 25Kgs a piece), and most of Sunday morning building the things we requested delivery for (two pieces at around 40Kgs each). Now at least we have a cupboard in the walk-in closet instead of the two shelves and hangers' rack it came equipped with.

Another notable thing is service in America. We, Israelis, tend to think of America as a place where good service is defined. This is true, but also, surprisingly, untrue, at the same time. We met a few examples of good service, mainly at the bank, the post, and the Original Mattress Factory from which we purchased our bed. All of them promised and delivered on time, and if they made a mistake, they corrected it without giving us any problem, and free of charge. However, service people here are so s-l-o-w. To say that they are slow is even to picture them as being quick to respond and resourceful. They are neither. I already told you about the power outages last week. Here are two examples for their lack of ability: they haven't even registered me into the university systems, and the Roadrunner / Warner Brothers cable company have not installed our cable yet, more than a week after we registered for their service. By the way, these things are not just frustrating; the former also means that I don't have a key to my office, a login for the systems, and most probably I will not be paid at the beginning of next month.

Road Runner service people, in addition, demonstrated the most unbelievable amount of inaptitude: first, they scheduled our installation to Saturday. Then, they called on Wednesday to tell us that they will be coming, "as planned" (so was the message they left in the voicemail), on Thursday. Then, they called on Thursday, after the time slot for their arrival had already started, to say that they are not allowed to dispatch a technician for the installation, because there are still internet outages in the area as a result of the storm and power outages from the week before. They rescheduled to next Saturday! This may mean (I'm not sure as I am not certain that I fully follow their obscure logic) that they are still working on the outages until that time. Therefore, there are probably people who are stuck without internet connection for over two weeks (first the power outage and now the cable outage).

We met another bizarre thing at IKEA. It appears that Americans are unable to say negative things. For example, if they have sold out a product, they will not say: "sorry, we currently don't have this product in stock". The product tag reads: "Sorry, this product is oversold". Meaning, we're selling this product so well that temporarily we have oversold it. We're so good at selling it, that it's not our fault that you – customers – are buying more than we can replenish.

Work was a bit of a rollercoaster as well last week. As I mentioned earlier, this was the first week of school. As a result I lectured my two classes twice this week. The outcome of the four lectures I gave is not as satisfactory as I want it to be. I feel that I have too many problems with my oral English skills. I stutter too much, I use the incorrect terms or tenses, and generally I do not deliver the material as well as I expect myself to. It brings me down. And it stresses me out, which means that by the next time I will make even more mistakes. I can't seem to find a way of breaking this magic circle. If it doesn't get better really soon I'll have to reconsider this job arrangement here. On another note I finally had my talk with Kelly. It seems that he expects me to be his right-hand in founding a new laboratory and raising new projects. If it wasn't clear enough he even mentioned that I should become the lab's "system engineer", and this is exactly what Eli told me would happen. Kudos, Eli. On one hand, this is something that I know; on the other, did I come here to repeat what I have done back home? If so, I think I prefer doing it while working with my friends and having my family nearby. And that's another blue note: I have basically no one to talk to and absolutely no friends here and I can't see how this may improve in the near future. As someone who is a "faculty", but not a doctor, and a Ph.D. student with no time for classes, I have absolutely no peers. None. Zilch. Therefore the chances of transforming a peer into a friend are not slim to none. They are ZERO.

And by the way, for those of you who survived so far, SHANA TOVA!!!

Summary:

· 1 week.

· 3 shops.

· Dozens of products.

· Circa $1000 less.

· 1 apartment yet to become a home.

· 6 days to a new internet connection (until further notice).

· American service people are stupid.

· IKEA cannot admit a failure.

· 4 lectures down, too many to go.

· Self assessment of my performance so far: 50%.

· New friends: 0.

· Chances of making a new friend: 0.0%.

· Gloom-o-meter (AKA mood-o-meter, but with high score when gloomy): 75%.

Signs of routine?

The last months were a crazed rat-race to achieve everything. The pressure was so high that even the transients in our move to the States could not add anything to it. In the past couple of days I can see, though in the very distant horizon, the signs of blessed routine. You know, just going to the office and back, perhaps relaxing at home when not working. Will it be so? I don't know yet. It's too far to tell.

Settling in Cincinnati

It's been 10 days since we left Israel for the coming few years and 7 days since we arrived in Cincinnati. It's hard to describe how we feel at the moment. Perhaps the best term will be: overwhelmed. So many things are so different than what we were accustomed to in Israel that we still need to adapt to a lot of things. I'll try to summarize some of the highlights of the week in this email although life, of course, is much more complex.

The first thing we did when we arrived was to check in with the International Students Services Office. Basically it means that the US government can verify that we have arrived according to the visas they had given us, and that we haven't gone missing, which might render us a potential threat to the Greatest Democracy. Unfortunately, they were all booked up for the day, so they suggested to take our passports and return them on Monday after the next check-in. We had better things to do with the passports so we decided we wanted to keep them with us for the weekend. This was a good idea as we got the chance to sign up for a cellular phone (#513-444-7800 in case you missed my previous advertisements) and a bank account. However, we should have understood that this is an omen, that things will not go as quickly and smoothly as we are used to in Israel.

On Sunday came the remnants of Hurricane Ike, which passed by for a couple of hours and left the city and the entire area quite devastated, and without power. Trees fell on the power lines and approximately 1.3 million customers were without power. We got the power back at the hotel we're staying at 52 hours after it went out. Some customers are still without power, but the Duke Energy company says that they will restore power to everyone by the end of tomorrow (that's more than a week since the original breakdown). As I said, people are quite calm about things here, and it seemed perfectly alright for them to be left without power for several days. I wonder what would Israelis do if Hevrat Hahashmal left them without power for an entire week.

Since the power was out, schools were closed, and many people did not show up to work on Monday. We, on the other hand, went to the university, which by chance (or purpose; we have a suspicion that Duke Energy prioritized UC because it is the largest employer in the city) had power. We couldn't do much at the university, but at least we were able to enjoy electricity and wireless connectivity. That was much more than we had back at the hotel, so we hung at the university doing practically nothing. This was where frustration took place. We had so many things to do before the start of the year (next Wednesday) like renting an apartment, registering for classes, orientations, and so on. On Monday nothing progressed. On Tuesday we managed a small fraction of the things we had intended for Monday. By Wednesday we got to do the things we intended to do on Monday. This was also the first day that Kelly (my patron here) decided to show up at the university. Try to imagine how you would feel if your only familiar face at the new job is not showing up for almost your entire first week.

The rest of the week was basically dedicated to working hard in order to make up for the missing time. We finally signed a lease on an apartment on Friday morning. I have my first lecture ready for the next week, and I know on what days and what hours I'm supposed to teach. I'm teaching 6 hours a week, two lectures in each Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Preparing a lecture takes a lot of time, and luckily I have the lectures of the previous instructor (Kelly) in one of the courses. I don't know if I'll have time to study any course during this term. Perhaps after we settle a bit more it will be easier for me. For example, we have NO furniture at the place we rented and we'll have to buy the basics in the coming week.

Dana has been working very hard as well. She had an orientation meeting everyday of the last week, with a course today (Saturday!). She also has her birthday today, which makes her pretty sad for missing her family and friends, who called while she was in class. We went to a nice Indian restaurant and to the Oktoberfest downtown. The latter seems to be the largest Oktoberfest outside of Germany, and is the contribution of the large German community here. We didn't stop to ask them what their grandparents had done 60-70 years ago.

Summary:
2 days lost due to power outage,
5 days of hard work,
1 apartment (not occupied yet),
4 days to start of school (and teaching),
1 lecture done, 20+ to go,
2 beers at the Oktoberfest,
only a quarter of the things needed to be done are already done.
Mood-o-meter: 55% (passing but MUST get better soon).
Homesickness: strong (Dana), mild (Elad).